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I don’t like drinking beer.
Can you deliver sherry?
— Tom's Mother
Will I have to pay for it? Or is it free beer. I’ll join if it’s free - then I think it’s a good idea.
— Would not give name
The greatest invention since the invention of beer itself.
— Mr B Obama
d’ya think yeeeeer can,
deeeeli’va every day?
— Man standing outside pub